Sam's 1st birthday party was this Sunday. Saturday Beth did some gardening while I watched, then we went from the garden to the Mentone Egg Festival Saturday. The festival was just about over and pretty well in the process of shutting down, but we spotted a camper we want, a 23' 1996 model 5th wheel for sale on someone's lawn. They want $6500; it might as well be ten million. The other day I spotted the truck I want to pull it with, a 2002 Dodge Dakota quad cab 4x4 V-8, jet black. It's $23500, might as well be a billion jillion skillion.