Wednesday, November 10, 1999

For the first time in my life I beat THE MAN. After I complained about the bill I got the other day THE MAN decided it wasn't cost effective to pursue the matter for verification so the bill is just being wiped out. Nice to know that the government is interested in the truth if it's cost effective. they oughta change that scene from "A Few Good Men."
Jack Nicholson: "You want answers?"
Tom Cruise: "I want the TRUTH!"
Jack Nicholson: "THE TRUTH ISN'T COST EFFECTIVE!!!!"